Thursday, August 12, 2010


While clicking on my "stumble" button out of sheer boredom, I found this website. Here are a few of my favorites:

In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
"Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law. (Oh, those crazy Arizonians!)
The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two.
In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. (but a moving one??)

In 100 A.D., the Teutons, an Germanic tribe, would punish anyone caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement. ( Uh, nevermind...)

The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones. (Those Romans had great ideas!)

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays. (This is why it is called the EARLY christian church. lol)

In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.( I'll never look at VIII the same again!)

While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum. (Yummy. No more salad for me again. Ever.)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired. ( I'm liking this a little too much!)

As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C. (Well now, There are a lot of sad army wives in THOSE states. LOL, Oh.MY.GOD.)

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, DC is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. (The poor Obamas)

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. ( I want to have been in the session when they decided this law was necessary!)

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. (AND that's why I didn't see any moose in Town!!)

Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home. (Freedom, huh? How did the law find out about this event, anyway?)

In the state of Utah, sex with an animal, unless performed for profit, is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. (and on that note, I'm out. I cannot possibly comment without offending Insert nasty anti-someone's religion joke HERE.) Check out the rest. They are funny as all get out!

Okay, a couple more :

"Sperm is always impure," decreed the Ayatollah Khomeini, "whether it comes from coitus or from involuntary emissions while asleep." Therefore, Iranians are forced by law to go through ablution—or the ritualistic washing away of impurities as in a religious rite—after being involved in certain kinds of sexual activities. (Ablution isn't necessary, however, if the sperm stays inside the woman's vagina after lovemaking is completed.) According to Iranian law, a man is required to perform his ablutions if he ejaculates while having sexual relations with an animal.

Citizens of most Middle Eastern countries are forbidden to eat lamb under certain circumstances covered by Islamic law. The law reads, "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its fles

In Oman, if a man has sex with a camel, a cow, or a ewe, the law says that the animal's milk becomes impure and is no longer suitable for human consumption. Oman law requires that the animal must immediately be killed and then burned. The person who sodomized the beast is required to pay its owner the dead animal's full market value.

According to Lebanese law, a woman must be executed for fornicating with any animal—wild or domesticated.

The law in Iran actually suggests that sex play by their male population "with wild animals is not recommended, especially with a lioness." What is recommended instead is coitus with domesticated animals such as dogs, cats, donkeys, lambs and, yes, of all things—pigeons.

Sodomy is also commonplace in parts of the Middle East. Again, special legislation can be found in Iran to cover this form of sexual activity. The law declares that if a man's penis fully penetrates another man's anus, ablution is also a necessity, but this time for both parties to the sex act.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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