Friday, October 31, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Weight Watcher's Tuesday
I have been soooo good all week, yay me!! I walked a mile every day, come rain or freezing wind! Drum roll please.....
This week I lost__3___lbs!
for a total of ____6.5___lbs!!!
In other news, my Kindle arrived today, and I'm in love. I bought two books for myself, got a free sample for Laurel, and a book of kid's poetry for Miah. This thing is incredible!! Check out the specs here : http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Amazons-Wireless-Reading-Device/dp/B000FI73MA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1225236828&sr=8-1
Also, if you go here: http://www.oprah.com/slideshow/oprahshow/20081024_tows_kindle
you will see a special code that will allow you to get $50.00 off your purchase, which is of course what I did!!
I got a special treat when I noticed on the back, there is an imprint of one of my tattoos (the Eye of Horus) too cool!! Let me know if you decide to pick one up and we can compare notes. I'm off to finish making dinner!
This week I lost__3___lbs!
for a total of ____6.5___lbs!!!
In other news, my Kindle arrived today, and I'm in love. I bought two books for myself, got a free sample for Laurel, and a book of kid's poetry for Miah. This thing is incredible!! Check out the specs here : http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Amazons-Wireless-Reading-Device/dp/B000FI73MA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1225236828&sr=8-1
Also, if you go here: http://www.oprah.com/slideshow/oprahshow/20081024_tows_kindle
you will see a special code that will allow you to get $50.00 off your purchase, which is of course what I did!!
I got a special treat when I noticed on the back, there is an imprint of one of my tattoos (the Eye of Horus) too cool!! Let me know if you decide to pick one up and we can compare notes. I'm off to finish making dinner!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Just for funsies
I nabbed this from a pal on myspace. This is so funny, and strikes me as something I'd think about doing.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't knowI was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying ''Hello"I politely said, ''This is Chris, May I please speak with Robyn Carter?'' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear ''Get the right f*** ing number!'' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed two digitsAfter hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote the number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him and yell, 'You're an asshole!' It always cheered meWhen caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic asshole calling would have to stop. So I called hi humber and said, 'Hi, this in John Smith from the telephone company.I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?' He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' and hung up. One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but The idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better, call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, ''Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'' He said, ''Yes, it is...''I asked, ''Can you tell me where I can see it?'' He said, ''Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front.' I asked, 'What's your name?''
He said, ''My name is Don Hansen."
I asked, ''When's a good time to catch you Don?'' He said, ''I'm home every evening after five."I said, ''Listen, Don, can I tell you something?''
''Don, you're an asshole!'' I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea... I called Asshole 1. When he answered I said, ''You're an asshole!'' (But, I didn't hand up)
He asked, ''Are you still there?'' I said , "Yeah"He screamed, ''STOP CALLING ME!'' I said, ''Make me"He asked, ''Who are you?''"I said, 'My name is Don Hansen"''Yeah, where do you live?'' I said, ''Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."He said, ''I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, ''Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,'' and hung up.Then I called Asshole No. 2.He said, ''Hello?'' I said, ''Hello, asshole'' He yelled, ''If I ever find out who you are...''I said, ''You'll what?'' He exclaimed, ''I'll kick your ass,'' I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me.Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. In Fairfax.I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. NOW I feel much better.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't knowI was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying ''Hello"I politely said, ''This is Chris, May I please speak with Robyn Carter?'' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear ''Get the right f*** ing number!'' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed two digitsAfter hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote the number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him and yell, 'You're an asshole!' It always cheered meWhen caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic asshole calling would have to stop. So I called hi humber and said, 'Hi, this in John Smith from the telephone company.I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?' He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' and hung up. One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but The idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better, call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, ''Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'' He said, ''Yes, it is...''I asked, ''Can you tell me where I can see it?'' He said, ''Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front.' I asked, 'What's your name?''
He said, ''My name is Don Hansen."
I asked, ''When's a good time to catch you Don?'' He said, ''I'm home every evening after five."I said, ''Listen, Don, can I tell you something?''
''Don, you're an asshole!'' I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea... I called Asshole 1. When he answered I said, ''You're an asshole!'' (But, I didn't hand up)
He asked, ''Are you still there?'' I said , "Yeah"He screamed, ''STOP CALLING ME!'' I said, ''Make me"He asked, ''Who are you?''"I said, 'My name is Don Hansen"''Yeah, where do you live?'' I said, ''Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."He said, ''I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, ''Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,'' and hung up.Then I called Asshole No. 2.He said, ''Hello?'' I said, ''Hello, asshole'' He yelled, ''If I ever find out who you are...''I said, ''You'll what?'' He exclaimed, ''I'll kick your ass,'' I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me.Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. In Fairfax.I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. NOW I feel much better.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
I...
I
I AM ....overwhelmed
I WANT....to get motivated to do the things on my to do list.
I HAVE ...too much to do.
I WISH I COULD ... take a week to go somewhere far away.
I HATE ... people who think they know how it is for me...
I FEAR ...a never ending occupation of Iraq.
I HEAR ... Danny's song playing on my Pandora Radio station/
I SEARCH ... the internet for things to keep my mind off of the last month of this deployment.
I DON'T THINK ...I can ever do this again!
I REGRET ... nothing. I am what I am.
I LOVE ...a lot of things, but first and formost my Jeremiah.
I ACHE FOR ...the feeling of being in his arms.
I ALWAYS CRY ... at something other than what I am upset about.
I AM NOT ...a patient person.
I DANCE ... when no one is looking.
I SING ... at the top of my lungs until I fall over in fits of laughter.
I NEVER ... care about the idiots opinions.
I RARELY ... feel relaxed.
I CRY WHEN I WATCH ... men cry. It kills me.
I AM NOT ALWAYS ....myself. Sometimes I freeze up, and act like a dork. There is a huge group of people I work with all the time who have no clue who I am.
I HATE THAT ...sometimes I have to hold myself back.
I'M CONFUSED ABOUT ... who voted for bush the SECOND time!
I NEED ... for this Fort Campbell experiment to be over.
I SHOULD ... really be cleaning my house instead of posting on my blog every five minutes.
I AM ....overwhelmed
I WANT....to get motivated to do the things on my to do list.
I HAVE ...too much to do.
I WISH I COULD ... take a week to go somewhere far away.
I HATE ... people who think they know how it is for me...
I FEAR ...a never ending occupation of Iraq.
I HEAR ... Danny's song playing on my Pandora Radio station/
I SEARCH ... the internet for things to keep my mind off of the last month of this deployment.
I DON'T THINK ...I can ever do this again!
I REGRET ... nothing. I am what I am.
I LOVE ...a lot of things, but first and formost my Jeremiah.
I ACHE FOR ...the feeling of being in his arms.
I ALWAYS CRY ... at something other than what I am upset about.
I AM NOT ...a patient person.
I DANCE ... when no one is looking.
I SING ... at the top of my lungs until I fall over in fits of laughter.
I NEVER ... care about the idiots opinions.
I RARELY ... feel relaxed.
I CRY WHEN I WATCH ... men cry. It kills me.
I AM NOT ALWAYS ....myself. Sometimes I freeze up, and act like a dork. There is a huge group of people I work with all the time who have no clue who I am.
I HATE THAT ...sometimes I have to hold myself back.
I'M CONFUSED ABOUT ... who voted for bush the SECOND time!
I NEED ... for this Fort Campbell experiment to be over.
I SHOULD ... really be cleaning my house instead of posting on my blog every five minutes.
Weekend at Manny's
life experience
I forgot to post yesterday, in case anyone was wondering...After a whole week of being soooo good, except I didn't drink enough water....I GAINED 2/10ths of a pound! I vow to walk to Miah's school every afternoon, and DRINK my WATER!!!!
Everything in RED is something I've done.
01. Dyed your hair
02. Been a DJ
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Been arrested
05. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Taught yourself an art form
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Had a booth at a street fair
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
25. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
26. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Built your own PC from parts
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Rode on a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Rode on a motorcycle
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
48. Rode a horse
49. Had major surgery
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
55. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read (nope, read them all)
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Changed your name
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
81. Parasailed
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Skipped all your school reunions
84. Started a business
85. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
86. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Written your own computer language
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made you dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Rode a gondola
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Found out someone was going to dump you via Blogger
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Gone back to school
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gotten someone fired for their actions
115. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Had your picture in the newspaper
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children (raising, close enough)
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Eaten kangaroo meat
129. Been a sperm or egg donor
130. Eaten sushi
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person,( called the white house too.)
133. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
134. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Told someone what you really thought, when you should have told a white lie.
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost 100 pounds at one time
142. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Had sex on a moving train
Friday, October 17, 2008
Artist of the Week
I am Laurel. Since my mom invited me to edit this blog, I have decided to add a little "me" in it and do random weekly things. This week, it is Artist of the Week. I decided to have:
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno MarÃa de los Remedios
Cipriano de la SantÃsima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito RuÃz y Picasso as the artist of the week.
Most of you have probebly heard of Picasso. He is a very famous artist, and as well as paintings he also makes sculptures. He goes through phases. Some of them are called the blue period, rose period, and African-influenced period.
I decided to do Picasso because I did a report in my Spanish class about him, not that long ago. Here are some of his paintings:
I have NO idea what this is actually called, but I call it "Nake-ey Lady"
This is from the blue period. I call it "Sad Guitarist."
This is weirdly cool. It looks like a 5 year old painting, and yet, it is beautiful art. I just simply call this one "Colorful One"
That is it for now, I hope this insipires you to look up Pablo Pacasso, and look at his paintings.
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