Blond Joke For Blonds

A blond city girl, named Amy, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2X4, just above where the cow's
stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets
here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the
row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the
one right here."
The artificial insemination man, assuming he is dealing with an air
head blond, asks, "Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would
YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"
"That's simple, by the nail that's over its stall," she explains very
confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, please tell, is the nail for?"
The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly, over her shoulder,
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."

(It's nice to see a blond winning once in awhile.)