DUH! That's because you woke me up at Stupid o'clock!
I hate these damn things. Jay got up at I-don't-know-what-time, and found a battery, only to have to yank the damn thing back off the ceiling I-don't-know-how-much-time-went-by later, because that battery had no juice left either. Then, well, that rude awakening in the AM. Boy, what a day so far!