What Stacy and Jeremiah need...

OK, so Renee did this on her blog, and it looked like fun. I'm rolling on the floor here!

Stacy needs unconditional love from her boyfriend, Julian (HA!)
With a wand in one hand and a drink in the other, I could rule the world. (this just popped up, and I liked it)
Stacy Needs Support (lord yes!)
Stacy is a special case and needs an exceptionally loving home
Stacy Needs Our Prayers
Stacy…needs a soft pace to fall that day or she needs a shoulder to cry on. ...
I think Stacy needs to kick-up her voice, and work harder at it
Stacy needs to run around naked again (um, no comment)
stacy :) needs to sit and write Travis a letter
Stacy needs to either disrobe or go the f**k away (what's with the naked?)
Stacy needs sex, and she needs it fast (well, ya)
Stacy needs someone to smack her upside her head. Repeatedly. (hey hey hey)
Stacy needs no boob job (and thank you)
Stacy needs to turn 4 more or gain 96 more Vampire points to reach the next level


Jeremiah Needs OUT,ASAP!
Jeremiah needs your vote September 9th
Jeremiah needs your prayers and faith.
Jeremiah needs school more than the system needs him.
Jeremiah needs to give me all his gold.
Jeremiah needs an adoptive family who can understand his special needs and set firm, consistent limits.
Jeremiah needs to upgrade that p.o.s. truck for a sweet ride, cause I’m tired of looking at it;
"Jeremiah Wright needs for Obama to lose so he can justify his anger, his hostile bitterness against the United States of America,"
"Jeremiah Wright needs to be quiet,"
Jeremiah needs more money
Jeremiah needs lyrics to put together a new song
Jeremiah needs his mother and his family.
Jeremiah needs to answer his call.